I have been doing alot of intraspective thinking lately.
In doing so I have found some neat things that I would like to share with you all.

An Old Cowboy's Advice


* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.

* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.



* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a International Harvestor tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.



* Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

* Don't corner something that would normally run from you.

* It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.



* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.



* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about is never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.



* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.



* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.

* Don't fix it if it ain't broke.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.



* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.